What is MARKETING?

Another interesting email recieved from rabbit darlng.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

Direct Marketing - You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"

Advertising- You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich." Marry him."

Telemarketing- You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say:" Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me”

Public Relations - You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"

Brand Recognition -She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! "Can you marry Me?"

Customer Feedback- You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

Demand and supply gap- You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.

Competition eating into your market share- You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.

Restriction for entering new markets - You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.